
BREAKING: Rifflandia Theme Days Confirmed, Wardrobe Panic Ensues
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Victoria residents are bracing for what local fashion experts are calling “a four-day cataclysm of fabulous chaos” after Rifflandia Festival officially unveiled its 2025 Theme Days. Eyewitnesses report an immediate surge in thrift store traffic, craft glitter shortages, and one man earnestly googling:
“Can you iron rhinestones onto a bolo tie?”

Thursday: Glittery Alien
The festival blasts off with an intergalactic glow-up. Expect crowds shimmering like a thousand space discos as humans, extraterrestrials, and “probably just Gary from work in green body paint” mingle under the stars. Tin foil hats? Optional. Laser eyes? Encouraged.

Friday: Ruffled Cowboy
Yee-haw, but make it frilly. Friday’s ruffled cowboys will ride into the sunset wearing more fabric layers than an entire 80s prom dress section. Dust off your boots, starch your ruffles, and prepare to launch into the boot-scootin' boogie.

Saturday: Bedazzled Businesswear
Power lunch meets power sparkle. It’s corporate chic gone rhinestone rogue. Think boardroom blazers dripping in sequins, briefcases full of confetti, and CEOs swapping spreadsheets for dance cards. A hostile takeover… of fabulousness.

Sunday: Layered Creature
The grand finale: throw on everything you own and become the mythical beast you were always meant to be. Feathers over hoodies, boas over wetsuits, socks over shoes; your imagination is the only dress code. That, and gravity’s willingness to cooperate.
Festival organizers advise attendees to begin sewing, gluing, and panic-shopping now, noting that “style points will be awarded for commitment, creativity, and costumes that make strangers say ‘…huh.’"
Whether you’re an alien ambassador, a frilled outlaw, a corporate glitter mogul, or an unidentifiable yet highly layered life-form – Rifflandia 2025 will be the year the city collectively decided, Why not?
– Rifflandia Fashion Correspondent.